I Pass the Bechdel Test Everyday If You Don’t Count Bigfoot as a Man

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How to Do a Smokey Eye Look So Dark It Reads on a Scantron Machine 

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Report: Unspoken Understanding Among Guests That This Will Be Remembered as Bride's First Wedding

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Woman Imagining Relationship with Celebrity Crush Can Definitely See Where the Cracks Would Start to Form 

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How to Trust Men Even Though One Direction Said They Were Just Taking a Hiatus (Headline Only)

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Wow! This Woman Is Crying Because Today’s Her Birthday And Because Tomorrow Won’t Be Her Birthday Anymore

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Uh Oh! These Coworkers Talked Too Much And Now They Have to Have Indoor Recess (Headline Only)

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“I’m in My Graham Crackers Era” Says Woman Experiencing Nine Different Nutrient Deficiencies

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How to Act So Goddamn Clueless That a Tall, Kind Man Just Takes You In (Headline Only)

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I Just Heard A British Person Say “Goose Pimples.” Here’s Why I’m Burning Down Buckingham Palace. (Headline Only)

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“Shakespeare Is Actually Really Funny” Says Woman Who Needs to Watch TV (Headline Only)​

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Jesus Take the Wheel? Jesus is Grating My Parmigiano Reggiano

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I Ate Only McDonald’s for a Month and Now I Look Better Than Ever and Everybody Wants to Be My Friend (Headline Only)

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X Chic Housewarming Gifts for When You Get Added to a Close Friends Story (Headline Only)

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Self-care Queen! This Woman Fell Asleep at the Wheel

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Woman Not Blaming All of Her Problems on One Direction Breaking Up, But It Certainly Didn't Help 

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REPORT: Dad Just Doesn’t Give You Big T-Shirts to Wear as a Smock Anymore (Headline Only)

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How to Forgive the Girl You Were When You Didn’t Buy a Little Snack (Headline Only)

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Why I’m Embracing the Body Positivity Movement and the Body Negativity Movement and Turning Myself into a Human Battery

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How to Decide What to Eat When No One is Sending You a Little Parachute Basket, Hunger Games Style (Headline Only)​

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Running Shorts Purchased in Eighth Grade Still Regular Part of Summer Clothing Rotation (Headline Only)

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“Facebook Is the Root of All Evil,” Says Woman Forgetting That We Wouldn’t Have The Social Network without It

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Diversity Win! England Has a Boy Queen Now

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‘Slay,’ Woman Mutters Absently to Dog Taking a Shit

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QUIZ: Which Hadid Sister’s Horse Are You? (Headline Only)

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Why I’m Waiting to Get a Driver’s License Until Gay People Can Get One, Too (Headline Only)

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My Boyfriend and I Happily Moved to Splitsville, But Everyone Thinks We Broke Up (Headline Only)

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Which Sprouse Twin’s Mischievous Aura Are You? (Headline Only)

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“I Should Write a Novel,” Says Woman Who Has Not Read a Novel Since Middle School

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“I Love Scary Movies!” Says Woman Who Just Likes the Part of Jennifer’s Body Where They Kiss

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Why I’m Having Kids So I Have Someone to Blame If My Makeup Looks Kind of Bad (Headline Only)

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I Tried to Give Up Twitter, But There’s Nowhere Else I Can Say I Want Jacob Elordi to Put Me in His Purse (Headline Only)

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Woman Nominated for Oscar for Performance of “Oh He’s CUTE” Upon Seeing Picture of Guy (Headline Only)

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